Hagrid's Arse

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a magical insult that compares someone’s butt to Hagrid’s, and it’s not pretty
I swear your arse is bigger than Hagrid’s arse
You’re so fat I think you’re Hagrid’s arse
If Hagrid’s arse was a monster, yours would be a dragon
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a wizard’s way of saying your butt is so big it could take a troll to clean it
Your arse is so huge, Hagrid would be jealous
I’ve seen ghosts, but your butt is scarier
If Hagrid’s arse was a spell, yours would be a curse
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a magical swear word that says your butt is so big it could make Hagrid blush
Your arse is like a Hogwarts train, and it’s leaving the station
I think your butt is bigger than the Whomping Willow
Hagrid’s arse is famous, but yours is legendary
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