Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant clump of hair that feels like it’s trying to escape your butt and is stuck there for good

My Hagrid Inkeep is so big it looks like it has its own zip code

I tried to wipe it and it just got more angry

I walked into a door and my Hagrid Inkeep walked out

2

A thick, smelly blob of hair that never leaves your ass crack and never wants to

My Hagrid Inkeep smells like a dead raccoon in a sock

I tried to comb it and it bit me

I sat down and my Hagrid Inkeep screamed

3

A hair monster that lives in your ass crack and eats your dignity

I told my Hagrid Inkeep it was time for bed, and it didn’t listen

My Hagrid Inkeep is the reason I failed gym class

I tried to hide it and it came out during a Zoom call

4

A tangled, smelly hair mess that won’t stop hanging out in your butt and making you feel gross

I took a shower and my Hagrid Inkeep stayed in my pants

I tried to show it off and it looked like a spiderweb

My Hagrid Inkeep is the reason I don’t wear shorts anymore

5

A giant hair that lives in your butt crack and won’t stop being a pain in the ass

My Hagrid Inkeep is like a pet that won’t stop licking my butt

I tried to cut it and it just got more annoyed

My Hagrid Inkeep is the reason I don’t sit down anymore

6

A huge, smelly hair that lives in your butt crack and won’t stop being a buttache

I told my Hagrid Inkeep it was time for dinner, and it just kept eating

I walked into a room and my Hagrid Inkeep walked out

My Hagrid Inkeep is so big it has its own Instagram