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A guy who gives an old woman the business like she’s the last slice of pizza.
He hit it like he was trying to save the day.
She looked like she’d been run over by a shopping cart.
He said he didn’t care if she was 100, he was still going in.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who shoves his junk into a grandma’s junk and hopes for the best.
He didn’t even wait for her coffee to cool down.
He said it was a ‘family tradition.’
She just sighed and said, ‘I’ve had worse days.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who thinks being old is a bonus, not a curse.
He said she was ‘still hot’, even if she was ‘still old.’
He didn’t care if her hair was grey, he just cared if it was there.
He said it was like dating his mom… but better.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who picks the worst possible woman to give it to.
He said she was ‘a tough one to crack.’
He didn’t even try, he just went for it.
She looked like she had been through a war, and he was the enemy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who goes for the oldest, loudest, and most wrinkled.
He said she was like a old sock, he knew it was worn out, but he still took it.
He didn’t care about her wrinkles, he just cared about her stamina.
She said it was like being hit with a bag of bricks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who thinks ‘old’ is just a fancy way to say ‘experienced.’
He said she was a pro, like she had been doing it for decades.
He didn’t even flinch when she gave him a look.
He said it was like dating his grandpa, but with better vibes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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