Hagpile

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A group of old ladies who all think they’re still hot and gang up on some young guy who probably still thinks he’s cool. Also what happens when a group of moms fight over the last candy bar at the checkout.
The guy at the gym got hagpiled after flexing too much.
The dad at the gas station got hagpiled because he took the last soda.
The teenager got hagpiled after saying he didn’t need a wallet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a bunch of old women see a young guy and decide he’s their new toy. Also what happens when you try to buy bread and everyone wants the last loaf.
The guy at the park got hagpiled after showing off his abs.
The guy at the library got hagpiled because he read out loud.
The guy at the movie theater got hagpiled after eating the whole popcorn.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A group of middle-aged women who all think they’re still in their prime and pounce on some young guy like he’s the last piece of cake. Also what happens when you’re at the store and there’s no toilet paper left.
The guy at the gym got hagpiled after doing a pull-up.
The guy at the supermarket got hagpiled because he took the last roll of toilet paper.
The guy at the mall got hagpiled after looking at his phone too much.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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