Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when clueless broads think a single glass of wine will make them drunk and magical

My mom drank one glass of wine and thought she was Beyoncé.

She had a sip of wine and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

My aunt drank half a glass of wine and tried to dance the Macarena in the grocery store.

2

when a woman with no life thinks wine is a superpower and she’s the hero

She drank wine and thought she could beat up the mailman.

My cousin had wine and started arguing with the microwave.

She sipped wine and tried to sing opera to her cat.

3

when a woman thinks a tiny bit of wine will make her the best version of herself

She had wine and thought she was ready for a zombie apocalypse.

My sister had wine and tried to text her ex while wearing pajamas.

She drank wine and started doing yoga in the middle of the street.

4

when a woman gets drunk on wine like it's her first time ever

She had a glass of wine and cried about her high school prom.

My mom drank wine and started yelling at the TV like it was her boss.

She had wine and tried to explain the universe to her dog.

5

when a woman has no idea what drunk feels like and thinks wine is a magic potion

She drank wine and thought she could fly.

My aunt had wine and started arguing with the fridge.

She had wine and tried to talk to the plants.

6

when a woman drinks wine like it's a life-or-death situation

She had wine and thought she was going to die from the stress.

My cousin drank wine and started doing push-ups in the kitchen.

She had wine and tried to negotiate with the dishwasher.