hagover

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When a fag hag gets a face full of glitter, makeup, and gay nonsense from her boyfriend. Like if a drag queen threw a party in your face and you had to wear a wig and fake eyelashes for a week.

My friend got a hagover after her boyfriend turned her into a glitter bomb at the mall.

She came home looking like a Christmas tree after her gay friend did her hair.

Her mom thought she was in a drag competition, not just having a hagover.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hangover so bad it feels like you were hit by a truck and then asked to do a handstand. Also a weird thing Argentinians do where you blow a bearded man’s brains out while upside down.

After the hagover, I could barely stand up. I looked like I’d been run over by a bus.

He had a hagover so bad he threw up on his boss’s shoes.

I did a hagover and my bearded uncle screamed like he was being tortured.

by Slangipedia 3d ago