Hagoromo, Hamura, and Toneri Ōtsustsuki: The First Juveniles Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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A time when the biggest jerks in the world came out of nowhere and started being annoying for no reason.
I was sleeping and suddenly Hagoromo started talking to me like I owed him money.
Hamura walked into my lunch and took my last fry without asking.
Toneri Ōtsustsuki showed up and yelled at my pet goldfish.
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The day the universe gave up and let three of the worst kids ever run wild.
Hagoromo called my mom a bad name and then drew on her face with magic.
Hamura turned my teacher into a chicken and laughed about it.
Toneri Ōtsustsuki cried in my math class and made everyone fail.
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When three kids who had no idea what they were doing decided to be the most obnoxious people ever.
Hagoromo made my pet turtle sing opera and it broke my heart.
Hamura stole my backpack and put it on a flamingo.
Toneri Ōtsustsuki yelled at the sky and it rained glitter.
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