Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brain-dead loser who thinks they're cool because they know how to mess with a video game.

'That Hagor can't even figure out how to spawn a crowbar.'

'He tried to play a cop and failed at it.'

'He said he was a pro gamer. Then he fell off a cliff.'

2

A guy who acts like he's smart but can't even do basic stuff in a game.

'He tried to build a house and forgot to put a roof on it.'

'He yelled at the computer for no reason.'

'He tried to be a monster and got stuck in a wall.'

3

A person who's so clueless they think being a Hagor is a badge of honor.

'He posted a video of himself falling into a pit and called it a strategy.'

'He said he was a legend and got knocked out by a zombie.'

'He tried to be a hero and got squashed by a truck.'

4

A person who's so bad at a game they make it look like a tragedy.

'He tried to fight a boss and got killed in 3 seconds.'

'He ran into a wall and screamed like it was a horror movie.'

'He tried to hide and got spotted by a puppy.'

5

A guy who's so stupid he thinks being a Hagor is the best thing ever.

'He said he was a king and got killed by a spider.'

'He tried to be a wizard and got hit by a laser.'

'He thought he was a god and got thrown off a cliff.'