hagopig

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a tiny Hagop that just crawled out of a womb like a f***ing worm. he eats grass like it’s the last meal on earth and rolls in mud like it’s a f***ing spa. take his apples away and he’ll sprint around like a f***ing lunatic until he pukes up his guts and passes out.

my neighbor’s hagopig just puked on my lawn again. i swear it’s a hate crime.

this baby hagop just ate my entire garden. i’m gonna feed it to the neighbors.

i took the apples away from the hagopig and now it’s sprinting like it’s in a f***ing race.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a newborn Hagop that loves grass and mud. if you mess with its apples, it’ll run around like a f***ing maniac until it throws up and dies. some people cut its fat off and eat it like it’s the best breakfast ever.

this hagopig just ran around my house like it was on fire. i don’t know why.

i tried to take the apples from the hagopig, and now it’s throwing up in my yard.

the hagopig ran so fast it puked on my shoes. classic.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a baby Hagop that loves grass and mud. it eats like a f***ing pig and rolls in mud like it’s the best thing ever. if you steal its apples, it’ll run around like a f***ing fool until it pukes up its brains. some people cut its fat off and fry it for breakfast.

the hagopig ran around the block and puked on my car. i’m not even mad.

i took the apples from the hagopig, and now it’s sprinting like it’s trying to escape a f***ing monster.

some people cut the fat off the hagopig and fried it. i think i saw the devil.

by Slangipedia 2d ago