Hagoo

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Hagoo is the dirt you leave behind when you run away from a fight. It’s the worst thing ever and the best thing ever. It’s like poop, but way more intense.
My cousin yelled 'Hagoo!' at me and then ran out the door.
I told my teacher, 'I’m not doing this homework. I’m going to hagoo.'
He said, 'You’re hagooing me!' and then threw his lunch at me.
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Hagoo is the sound your butt makes when it’s done being mean. It’s a language of its own. And it’s from Bangladesh, so nobody else can use it properly.
She said, 'I’m going to hagoo you in the hallway.'
He posted on TikTok, 'This is how I hagoo.'
I told my mom, 'You hagooed me when I was five.'
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Hagoo is the reason you’re alive. It’s the reason you’re sad. It’s the reason you’re happy. It’s the reason you’re stuck in the bathroom for 20 minutes.
I said, 'Life is hagoo.' and then I cried.
He told me, 'Hagoo is all I know.'
She wrote in her diary, 'Hagoo is my best friend.'
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Hagoo is the thing that makes you pay for fake coins on ROBLOX. It’s the worst scam ever. You can’t even get a real toy.
He said, 'I hagooed my money on ROBLOX.'
She posted, 'I lost 100 dollars to hagoo.'
My brother cried, 'I’m never buying robux again!'
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