Hagon

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Hagon is a smelly warlord who crawled out of a fiery pit to mess with your head and make you look like a fool.

Hagon just showed up in my kitchen wearing a burnt pizza and a smug face.

He turned my math test into a curse spell.

He gave my dog superpowers and now it eats my homework.

Hagon is a bald, angry guy from Georgia who raps with Lil' Jon and acts like he’s the king of the block.

Hagon tried to flex at me and got tackled by a chicken.

He rapped at the grocery store and made the clerk cry.

He called my mom a ‘bald headed skank’ and got blocked.

Hagon is a dude from BME who thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a bald guy who yells at people.

Hagon screamed at my sandwich and it fell apart.

He posted a selfie with Lil' Jon and it was just him and a goat.

He called my brother a ‘skank’ and now he won’t stop crying.