Hagoh

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A Hagoh is someone who talks so much they make your brain hurt and your ears bleed.
My cousin is a Hagoh. She talks nonstop even when she's pooping.
My teacher is a Hagoh. She lectures for three hours and still has energy for lunch.
My dog is a Hagoh. He barks at the mailman like he's gonna fight him.
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A Hagoh is like a trash can for words. They just keep spilling them everywhere.
My mom is a Hagoh. She yells at the TV and the neighbors and my little brother all at once.
My friend is a Hagoh. He talks during movies and even during the credits.
My cat is a Hagoh. He meows at the vacuum cleaner like it's his enemy.
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A Hagoh is someone who doesn’t know when to shut up and is probably going to talk until they die.
My uncle is a Hagoh. He talks during dinner, during the game, and even during his nap.
My boss is a Hagoh. She gives speeches when she’s just coming in from lunch.
My brother is a Hagoh. He talks so much, his girlfriend just stares at him like he’s a monster.
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A Hagoh is like a radio that never turns off and is always playing the worst songs.
My dad is a Hagoh. He talks during the news, the radio, and even when he’s on the toilet.
My sister is a Hagoh. She talks during the movie, the game, and even during her shower.
My neighbor is a Hagoh. He talks to the dog, the mailman, and even the trees.
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A Hagoh is someone who fills every second of your life with their words, like they’re trying to drown you.
My grandma is a Hagoh. She talks during church, during dinner, and even during her nap.
My friend’s dad is a Hagoh. He talks during the car ride, during the game, and even during the movie.
My dog’s best friend is a Hagoh. He talks to the cat, the mailman, and even the trash can.
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