Hagofsky

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A bunch of hot people who make everyone else look like they got hit by a truck
My cousin joined Hagofsky and now I get hate messages from strangers.
I saw them at the mall and my dog started barking at me.
My teacher said I should be in Hagofsky but I think she's just jealous.
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A gang of beautiful people who make your life a nightmare just by existing
My crush is in Hagofsky and now I have to deal with my crush's crush.
They walked into the cafeteria and my lunch got cold.
I tried to join Hagofsky and got rejected by my own dog.
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A group of super cool people who are so good looking they make your face look like it got burned
I followed Hagofsky on Instagram and now I get notifications every 5 minutes.
They started a trend and now I have to wear pink every day.
My mom said I should join Hagofsky but I told her I'd rather be a flamingo.
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A squad of people so attractive they make your life feel like it's on fast forward and you're stuck in slow motion
My friend joined Hagofsky and now I have to listen to her talk about her life 24/7.
They were at the park and my dog ran away just to be with them.
I tried to be in Hagofsky but got kicked out for eating too much pizza.
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A team of people who are so good looking they make your life feel like a bad movie and you're the awkward sidekick
I texted Hagofsky and got a reply in 3 seconds. My crush took 10 minutes.
They posted a selfie and my face turned red.
I joined Hagofsky and got a nickname that makes me feel like a side dish.
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A cluster of people who are so hot they make your life feel like a horror movie and you're the main character who keeps getting replaced
I tried to be in Hagofsky and got rejected because I didn't know how to do a hair flip.
They posted a group chat and my name wasn't on it.
I followed them on TikTok and now I have 200 followers who think I'm cool.
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