Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to say goodbye that sounds like you're trying to get out of a bad relationship.

'Hago' as he walked out the door, like he never wanted to see me again.

She said 'Hago' and then immediately texted me 10 minutes later.

He yelled 'Hago' at the bus and missed it.

2

A quick punch to the face. Or a one-night fling. Either way, it’s not a long-term thing.

'I just had a hago with that girl from math class.'

'He gave me a hago and then left.'

'She said it was a hago, but I know it was just a lie.'

3

A mysterious guy who likes to hide behind masks. Probably has a secret identity.

'He’s the dark one. Always wearing that mask like it’s a superhero movie.'

'She said he was the dark one, and I believed her.'

'He was the dark one, but I saw him eat a whole pizza.'

4

A silly way to say 'Have a good one.' Like you're trying to be fancy but you're not.

'Hago,' he said, like it was the most important thing ever.

'She texted me 'Hago' and I was confused.'

'They used 'Hago' in a group chat and no one knew what it meant.'

5

This family is so strong, they could lift a car. Their guys are so handsome, they could steal your girl in a second.

'That family is so strong, I think they could move mountains.'

'Their guy looked at my girl and she was gone.'

'They’re so strong, I think they could bench-press a cow.'

6

A fat Asian guy who wants to be black, but he’s ugly, has no luck with girls, and eats fried chicken like it’s his religion.

'That guy is so ugly, he looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.'

'He’s so fat, he can’t even wear pants.'

'He eats fried chicken like it’s his last meal.'

7

When a girl of a different skin color goes wild with her fingers and licks your ear like it’s a snack.

'She fingered me like I was her last meal.'

'He got fingered and licked like a dog.'

'They were fingered and licked so hard, they got dizzy.'