Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst kind of bad. Like your grandma's feet after she died and the smell came back.

This pizza is hagnails. I ate it and now I regret my life choices.

That movie was hagnails. I fell asleep and woke up confused.

Your mom's cooking is hagnails. I thought I was being poisoned.

2

So bad it makes your brain hurt. Like getting a tooth pulled with a spoon.

This job is hagnails. I’d rather be a prisoner.

This weekend was hagnails. I barely survived.

That concert was hagnails. I left with a headache and a bruised soul.

3

The kind of bad that makes you want to scream into a pillow. Like your dog’s breath after he ate a sock.

This relationship is hagnails. I’m ready to quit love.

That test was hagnails. I failed and I don’t care.

This game was hagnails. I lost and I feel dead.

4

So bad it’s like your feet after a week in a shoebox. Pure misery.

This movie was hagnails. I cried and I didn’t even care.

That job interview was hagnails. I walked out and I felt dead.

This weekend was hagnails. I don’t want to live anymore.

5

The worst of the worst. Like your feet in a sock full of rotten eggs.

This food was hagnails. I threw it and I felt proud.

That meeting was hagnails. I walked out and I didn’t look back.

This assignment was hagnails. I failed and I didn’t care.