Hagmed

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a guy who looks like he just crawled out of a sewer and started a war
My math teacher is a Hagmed. He wears a hoodie and screams at the clock.
The guy at the airport with three bags and a knife is a Hagmed.
My cousin's uncle is a Hagmed. He ran away from prison and now lives in my garage.
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a person who smells like a dead raccoon and acts like they own the world
That Hagmed in the grocery store threw a can of beans at me.
My neighbor is a Hagmed. He yells at the mailman every Tuesday.
The guy who broke into my house was a Hagmed. He had a beard and a bag of chips.
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a person who looks like they just got out of jail and brought a flamethrower
That Hagmed at the bus stop tried to set my backpack on fire.
My brother's friend is a Hagmed. He wears a jacket and a frown.
The man who screamed at the pizza delivery guy was a Hagmed.
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a person who smells like old socks and fights like a confused bear
The Hagmed at the park tried to wrestle my dog.
My dad's friend is a Hagmed. He eats pizza and yells at the TV.
The guy who tried to steal my lunch was a Hagmed. He had a mustache and a grudge.
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a guy who looks like he just got dropped in a dumpster and started a riot
That Hagmed at the mall threw a shoe at me.
My uncle is a Hagmed. He wears a hat and screams at the mailman.
The guy who broke my mom's favorite chair was a Hagmed. He had a beard and a grudge.
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