Hagma

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what happens when lava decides to give you a third-degree burn and a side of existential dread.
I saw my dog run into a volcano and now it looks like a charcoal briquette. Hagma.
My cousin tried to roast marshmallows on a volcano. Now he's got blisters the size of pancakes. Hagma.
That guy yelled at the lava. Now he’s got third-degree burns. Hagma.
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when the earth coughs up lava and decides to roast you like a bad steak.
My mom tried to make a lava cake and it exploded. Hagma.
That kid stuck his hand in the volcano. Now it looks like a burnt hot dog. Hagma.
The volcano had a bad day. It roasted everyone. Hagma.
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what you get when the ground decides to give you the worst sunburn of all time.
My brother went camping near the volcano and came back like a charcoal briquette. Hagma.
That man tried to surf lava and got burned. Hagma.
My friend walked into a volcano and came out looking like a burnt pancake. Hagma.
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