Haglover

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A haglover is someone who thinks teens are hot but denies it when they get called out. They act like they're saving the world by saying teens are just kids, but they’re full of crap. Teens have adult bodies and adult problems, so shut up and admit it.
"They’re just kids!", said the guy who can’t stop staring at the new girl in class.
My mom said, "They’re not sexy, they’re just hormonal.", she’s 32 and still has a crush on the gym teacher.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 14 and has a 2000s pop punk playlist.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haglovers are liars who say teens aren’t sexy, but they’re just jealous. They’re like the old people who still think they’re cool, but they’re just pretending they don’t know the new songs.
My dad said, "Teenagers are just kids with bad skin.", he’s 45 and still uses his daughter’s face as a mirror.
She told me, "They’re not sexy, they’re just annoying.", she’s 38 and still texts her ex.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 13 and still wears a band shirt from 2009.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haglover is someone who can’t handle the truth. They think teens are just kids, but they’re lying to themselves and everyone else. Teens have adult bodies and adult problems, so shut up and admit it.
"They’re just kids!", said the man who still sends flirty texts to his daughter’s best friend.
My aunt said, "They’re not sexy, they’re just hormonal.", she’s 40 and still has a crush on her niece’s boyfriend.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 12 and still thinks he’s in a band.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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