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A hagley is a girl who is so ugly she looks like she was run over by a truck, and she also laughs like a maniac and has a face that looks like it was made by a mad scientist.
My cousin is a hagley. She looks like she came out of a horror movie.
My teacher is a hagley. She cackles like a witch and has a nose that looks like it's been kicked by a donkey.
My mom called my brother a hagley because he cried like a baby and had a face like a monster.
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A hagley is someone so beautiful they could make a prince fall in love at first sight, but now it’s used to describe someone who thinks they’re a rockstar just because they have a Instagram.
My neighbor is a hagley. She looks like a fairy tale princess, but she posts selfies every hour.
My friend’s sister is a hagley. She thinks she’s a supermodel because of her 500 followers.
My teacher called me a hagley because I look like I could be on a magazine cover.
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Hagley is a town where everyone thinks they're rich, but they're just middle-class posers driving ugly cars with kids who think weed is a food group and their moms post everything on Facebook.
Hagley is the worst. Everyone’s just pretending they’re rich.
I live in Hagley. My neighbor’s kids smoke weed and think it’s a snack.
My cousin moved to Hagley and now she’s in a Facebook group called 'What's happening in Hagley' and it's the worst.
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A hagley is the guy who thinks he's the king of the world and everyone else is just a side character in his epic story.
My best friend is a hagley. He thinks he’s the best at everything.
My dad is a hagley. He thinks he’s the most important person in the universe.
My teacher called me a hagley because I think I’m the coolest guy ever.
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