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The most obnoxious drunk who thinks he's the only one who can drink and still function. Has buckteeth, glasses, and looks like a failed version of Chicken Little.
Yo, Hagler, you're barely standing. Are you even drunk or just tired of being alive?
Hagler tried to sing karaoke and it was like listening to a dying cat.
He said he only had two drinks. I counted six. He’s lying, and he’s bad at it.