Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're the kind of person who makes trash look good.

You failed math and still think you're cool.

You showed up to the party in a potato sack.

You tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'.

2

You’re so useless, even the trash can laughs at you.

You tried to fix the printer and made it explode.

You said you were going to the store, but you came back with a banana.

You tried to flirt with the barista and she ran away.

3

You're the reason why the world doesn't need more people.

You ate the last slice of pizza and then cried.

You said you were going to be rich, but now you're broke.

You tried to be funny and just confused everyone.

4

You're like a broken toaster, you don’t work and you make noise.

You showed up to class in pajamas and said it was a fashion statement.

You tried to text me and sent a picture of your cat instead.

You asked for help and then yelled at me for giving it.

5

You're the kind of person who makes the moon look good.

You said you were going to be a superhero and now you're just a loser.

You tried to do your homework and just drew stick figures.

You tried to impress me and just said 'hi' twice.

6

You’re so bad, even the dog won’t play with you.

You tried to make a sandwich and used ketchup as the main ingredient.

You said you were going to be a rockstar and now you just sing in the shower.

You showed up to the game wearing a hat and a sock.