hagish

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a grumpy old witch who looks like she’s been living in a dumpster and eating expired pizza.

My grandma is a hagish. She glares at me like I owe her money.

The teacher today was hagish. She yelled at the dog for chewing her shoe.

My mom’s friend is a hagish. She smells like a combination of garlic and regret.

an old lady who looks like she’s been cursed and is still mad about it.

That lady at the grocery store is a hagish. She stared at me like I stole her cookies.

My aunt is a hagish. She told my cousin he was fat and then cried.

The neighbor is a hagish. She yells at the mailman like he owes her rent.

a grumpy old woman who looks like she could eat a whole chicken and still be grumpy about it.

My grandpa’s wife is a hagish. She scolded the TV for showing too much drama.

The woman at the bus stop is a hagish. She told the bus driver he was fat.

My cousin’s mom is a hagish. She bit the bagel and called it a ‘disaster.’