Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get so mad at holy people you want to punch a saint in the face.

I saw a statue of Saint Peter and I almost threw a brick at it.

My mom keeps praying to Mary and I’m getting holy rage.

I got so mad at a priest I yelled, ‘You’re not holy enough to be my pastor!’

2

It’s when you hate saints so much you’d rather die than be near one.

I’d rather be stuck in a fire than be near a saint.

I skipped church because I couldn’t stand the holy people.

When I saw Saint Paul, I ran away screaming, ‘I hate your holy vibes!’

3

You get so annoyed by holy stuff you start cussing out the Bible.

I told the Bible, ‘You’re not holy enough for me.’

I got so annoyed by the holy people I yelled, ‘Go back to heaven!’

I was praying and I said, ‘This is the worst holy nonsense I’ve ever heard.’

4

You’re so scared of holy people you run away screaming like a baby.

I saw a saint and I ran out of the room like I was on fire.

I screamed, ‘I don’t want to be holy anymore!’ when I saw a holy person.

I got so scared of the holy stuff I hid under my bed.

5

You get so fed up with holy people you start throwing things at them.

I threw a shoe at a saint because he was too holy for me.

I was so fed up with the holy stuff I chucked my coffee at a priest.

I yelled, ‘You’re not holy enough to be my friend!’ and threw a book at a saint.

6

You’re so mad at holy people you start fighting with them in church.

I got into a fight with a saint in church over holy nonsense.

I yelled, ‘You’re not holy enough to be my pastor!’ and pushed a priest.

I started a holy war with the saints because I was too mad.