hagioluminescence

My grandma's kneecap glowed like a neon sign after she blessed my cousin's bad haircut.

The statue of the saint in the church looked like it was about to burst from all the holy bling.

My brother's forehead lit up during his confirmation like he was a walking disco ball.

The priest's robe glowed so much it blinded the whole congregation during his sermon.

My mom's prayer rug lit up like a firework show after she cursed my brother's math test.

The holy water in the font sparkled so much it made the church look like a glitter factory.

The altar glowed like it was about to sing a hymn after the bishop blessed it with holy rage.

My dad's beard lit up during his prayer time like it was on fire from all the holy swearing.

The holy relic in the museum glowed so bright it made the tourists look like they were in the dark.