hagiographic bot

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A smelly, paid robot that posts fake compliments and likes your stuff just so you look cooler than you really are. It’s like having a bunch of fake friends who only like you because you gave them money.
@celeb1 just got 10,000 likes from a bot. They’re probably crying in a trash can.
My hagiographic bot just said I’m the best pizza ever. I’m not even a pizza.
The bot liked my tweet about my cat. My cat doesn’t even know what a bot is.
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A bot that acts like it's your best friend, but it's just there to make you look good. It's like having a bunch of losers who only like you because you gave them money.
My bot just posted a tweet that said I'm the king of the world. I'm just a guy who forgot to pay rent.
The bot sent me a DM saying I'm the best. I'm not even the best at anything.
My bot just liked my tweet about my bad hair day. That was the worst hair day ever.
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A bot that just wants your money and will post anything to make you look cool. It’s like hiring a bunch of people to lie about you just so you can be famous.
My bot said I’m a genius. I just spilled coffee on my laptop.
The bot posted a fake interview with me. I didn’t even know it was fake.
My bot just said I won an award. I didn’t even know there was an award.
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A bot that’s paid to act like it loves you and your posts. It’s just there to make you look popular, even if you’re the worst at everything.
My bot just said I’m the most popular person in the world. I’m just a guy who got kicked out of a restaurant.
The bot sent me a message saying I’m the best. I’m not even the best at my own job.
My bot just posted that I’m famous. I don’t even know what famous means.
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A bot that just wants your money and will lie to your face to make you look cool. It’s like hiring a bunch of people to pretend to like you.
My bot said I’m a rockstar. I just played the guitar for five minutes.
The bot posted that I’m the best at everything. I’m just a guy who fell asleep during a meeting.
My bot just said I’m famous. I don’t even know how to spell famous.
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A bot that acts like it’s your biggest fan, but it’s just there to make you look good. It’s like having a bunch of fake fans who only like you because you gave them money.
My bot just said I’m the best. I’m not even the best at my own life.
The bot posted that I’m popular. I’ve never even been to a party.
My bot just sent me a message saying I’m the most amazing person ever. I don’t even know what amazing means.
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