hagin’

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when someone looks like a smelly old rat with no teeth and a bad attitude

My uncle’s face looked like a hagin’ after he ate three pizzas and forgot to brush his teeth.

That guy at the bus stop looked like he had been hagin’ for 20 years.

My dog’s mom was hagin’ when she came to pick her up from the vet.

when you look so messed up it’s like someone threw a trash can on your face

My cousin looked like a hagin’ after she tried to dye her hair green and it exploded.

That man at the gym looked like he had been hagin’ since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

My brother looked like a hagin’ when he came home with a broken nose and a tattoo of a chicken.

when you look like you just came out of a sewer and got hit by a truck

My grandma looked like a hagin’ after she tried to walk 10 miles in her slippers.

That kid at school looked like he had been hagin’ for a week straight.

My dog looked like a hagin’ when he tried to eat my homework and got caught.

when you look like you haven’t washed your face since the last century

My dad looked like a hagin’ after he ate three donuts and forgot to shower.

That guy in the mall looked like he had been hagin’ since the 1980s.

My sister looked like a hagin’ when she came home with glitter on her face and a broken phone.

when you look like you’ve been living in a trash can and eating expired pizza

My uncle looked like a hagin’ after he tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.

That lady at the park looked like she had been hagin’ for years.

My dog looked like a hagin’ when he tried to eat my homework and got caught again.