Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you turn into a grumpy old witch, usually after drinking too much coffee and yelling at the internet.

My mom turned into a hag after she found out her cat eats her hair.

He started hagifying when he lost his job and his hair.

She’s so hagified now, she yelled at the pizza delivery guy for being late.

2

The saddest phase of life, when your face looks like it got hit by a bus and you still think you’re cool.

I’m hagified and I still post selfies every day.

His face is hagified, but he still thinks he’s a heartthrob.

She started hagifying after her ex sent her a text saying 'you’re still ugly.'

3

When you stop caring about your looks and start yelling at everything, like your kids, your dog, and your ex.

She’s hagified and she yelled at her dog for eating her shoes.

He hagified and started yelling at the TV during the Super Bowl.

My dad hagified and now he fights with the microwave.

4

The point where you're so old and ugly, even your hair decides to betray you.

Her hair turned on her and she became a hag.

His hair started hagifying him every morning.

She hagified so much, her hair left her for good.

5

When you go from looking decent to looking like you’ve been locked in a closet with a raccoon for a week.

He went from hot to hagified in one weekend.

She hagified after she forgot to wash her face for a week.

My uncle hagified after he drank ten energy drinks and a whole bottle of wine.

6

When you become so old and grumpy, you start talking to your plants and your ex.

She hagified and now talks to her plants every day.

He hagified and started texting his ex just to annoy her.

My grandma hagified and now argues with her cactus.