hagibis

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
Hagibis is a dancing crew from the Philippines that looks like they just got out of a jail cell and decided to shake it like they’re free.
My cousin joined Hagibis and now he dances like he’s fighting a bunch of cops.
At the party, Hagibis came in and the whole room turned into a meat grinder.
I asked my teacher why Hagibis is popular and she said, 'Because they dance like they’re on fire.'
2
Hagibis is the type of typhoon that doesn’t just hit, it smashes your house like it’s a piñata and you’re the kid with no candy.
Hagibis hit my town and my roof flew off like it was on a skateboard.
My neighbor’s chicken ran away because Hagibis screamed at it.
The teacher said Hagibis was so strong it could break a wall like it was a popsicle.
3
Hagibis is a typhoon so bad it makes your dog cry and your mom yell at the sky.
Hagibis came and my dog ran out of the house like it was escaping a math test.
My mom yelled at Hagibis like it was her ex.
Hagibis knocked over my bike and my dog looked at me like I betrayed him.
xs