Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goddamn legend who makes FIFA 2004 kits so good, they make you want to quit your job and start a kit-making empire.

I just saw this kit, and now I’m crying in my soup.

This kit is so good, I’m gonna fail my math test because I’m too distracted.

That kit looks like it was made by a god, and I’m just a mortal with a bad haircut.

2

A total disaster who fails at life and thinks failing is a hobby, not a problem.

He failed his math test, his job interview, and his attempt to eat a taco.

He tried to be cool and ended up looking like a confused potato.

He failed at being rich, cool, and also at being alive.

3

A smelly, angry, fat, lying, overachieving freak who thinks he’s the next big thing, but he’s just a mess.

He lied to his mom, his dog, and the entire school about being a superhero.

He punched a wall because he was too lazy to just breathe.

He has a bacterial army and a GPA of 0.5.

4

The GOAT of Romanian soccer, the man who made the whole country cry with joy and then laughed in their faces.

He scored a goal so good, the referee started crying.

He made the whole stadium go wild, and the opponent just sat there confused.

He’s the reason Romania has a national holiday on his birthday.

5

A mean, but loving woman who doesn’t cheat, can dance, and has a bad attitude, but she’s also the best at making people laugh.

She laughed so hard, she broke her phone.

She’s mean, but she loves her man more than her coffee.

She has a bad attitude, but it’s only on Tuesdays.

6

The ultimate football legend who’s too old to play but still manages to make everyone else look bad.

He’s old, but he still makes players cry during training.

He’s the manager, and he still thinks he’s the best player.

He’s like the wise old man who still beats you up for no reason.

7

A sweet guy who’s also a weirdo, but he’s the kind of guy who’ll keep your secrets and treat you like family.

He’s weird, but he’s also the best at keeping secrets.

He’s like your uncle who also knows how to read your mind.

He’s weird, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll cry with you at a sad movie.