haggy chuck

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A baby boy who thumbs his tush and whines like a fart in a jar.
My nephew is the worst haggy chuck ever. He cries at 3 AM and won’t stop.
This kid is a haggy chuck. He’s got more blankey than brains.
That haggy chuck is so annoying, I want to throw him out the window.
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A weenie kid who sucks his thumb and screams like a goat with a broken leg.
He’s a haggy chuck. I’ve seen him sleep with a sock on his head.
That haggy chuck is so loud, he woke the neighbor’s dog.
My little brother is a haggy chuck. He whines more than a farty donkey.
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A tiny man-child who thumbs his thumb and cries like a sissy in a tornado.
That haggy chuck is crying because he can’t find his blankey. Pathetic.
My cousin is the king of haggy chuck. He eats blankey for breakfast.
He’s a haggy chuck. I’ve seen him scream at a cloud.
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