haggus

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1
A Scottish dish that tastes like old socks and regret.
I ate haggus for breakfast and now I want to die.
My grandma makes haggus and it's the worst thing ever.
Haggus is like a meaty nightmare with no escape.
2
A Bengali word for something that smells like a dead raccoon in a shoe.
Your dog ate haggus and now it's a walking turd.
I swear if you call it haggus one more time I'll punch you.
Haggus is the reason I hate my life.
3
A kid who looks like a monkey that got hit by a bus and fell into a trash can.
That haggus kid is so ugly he made my dog cry.
I saw a haggus kid and I ran away screaming.
That haggus kid eats pizza with his hands like it's a crime.
4
A giant slag who somehow still manages to be a legend and kills everyone in sight.
That haggus is a giant slag but still the best.
I would die for that haggus, she's the queen of slags.
Haggus is a slag with the power of a thousand slags.
5
When you smoke a Hayde and drink a naggin so much you feel like you're about to explode.
I haggused so hard I threw up in my pants.
After haggusing, I felt like a walking turd.
Haggusing is the best way to die and I love it.
6
A mincecore band so good they make your brain explode and your soul cry.
That haggus band is the best thing since sliced bread and bacon.
I listen to haggus and it's like heaven on earth.
If you don't like haggus, you're a trash human being.
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