HAGGSTER

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a smelly old person who tricks kids with candy and then grabs their butt like they’re a snack.
My grandma is a hagoster. She gave me a lollipop and then squeezed my butt like I was a snack bag.
That hagoster at the mall gave me a gummy bear and then pinched my butt like I owed him money.
My uncle is a hagoster. He gave me a candy bar and then squeezed my butt like it was a stress ball.
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a gross old person who bribes kids with snacks and then feels up their butts like they’re a snack bag.
My neighbor is a hagoster. She gave me a candy bar and then felt up my butt like I was a snack bag.
That hagoster at the park gave me a cookie and then grabbed my butt like I was a snack.
My cousin is a hagoster. He gave me a bag of chips and then squeezed my butt like it was a snack.
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a smelly old person who lures kids with candy and then pinches their butts like they’re a snack.
My grandma is a hagoster. She gave me a lollipop and then pinched my butt like I was a snack.
That hagoster at the store gave me a gummy bear and then grabbed my butt like it was a snack.
My uncle is a hagoster. He gave me a candy bar and then squeezed my butt like it was a snack.
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