haggmarts

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A haggmart is a witch who robs old people at grocery stores and mini-marts. They also act like a total jerk with a messed-up brain.

I saw a haggmart steal a loaf of bread from a grandma and then cussed her out.

That haggmart tried to take my coupon and called me a idiot.

My uncle got yelled at by a haggmart because he didn't know how to use a self-checkout.

Haggmarts are like witches who shop at stores and hate old people. They’re also the kind of person who’d punch you for no reason.

A haggmart kicked my grandma out of the store for using a senior discount.

That haggmart threw a soda at me because I didn’t say please.

I saw a haggmart rip a bag of chips from a kid’s hand.

A haggmart is a bad witch who shops in stores and steals from old folks. They’re the kind of person who’d cuss you for no good reason.

My grandma got yelled at by a haggmart for buying two cans of soup.

A haggmart cussed me out because I didn’t know how to use a loyalty card.

That haggmart took my candy and said I was a baby.