hagglund

He came out of the bushes and said, 'You ain't gettin' no gold unless you pay me back!'

I tried to run, but he had a club and a curse.

He turned my gold into gravel and walked off like a king.

He challenged me to a duel over a pot of gold in the middle of the forest.

He had a sword and a smile that said 'you're gonna lose.'

He won and took my gold, then laughed like a man who had no regrets.

He made me clean his cave for a week just to get a handful of gold.

He said, 'You ain't gettin' no gold until you mop my floor!'

He even made me polish his shoes and sing him a song.