Hagglenaut

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A person who will rip your face off for disagreeing with them about how cool military stuff looks.
'Your tank looks like a toaster. I’m not even mad.'
'You said planes are ugly. I will haunt you in your sleep.'
'Your aircraft is a disgrace. I’ll beat you up with a missile.'
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A guy who yells at you about how your favorite weapon is the worst. Just because it looks bad.
'Your gun is a pile of junk. I saw it in a dream.'
'Your spaceship is ugly. I will shame you in front of your friends.'
'Your tank is a disgrace. I will beat you with a grenade.'
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A person who will curse your name if you say a vehicle isn't the best looking thing ever.
'Your plane is a disgrace. I will curse your name till the end of time.'
'You said your car is average. I will burn your house down.'
'Your aircraft is ugly. I will laugh at you in your sleep.'
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Someone who will fight you over the style of a gun. Even if it works perfectly.
'Your gun is a disgrace. It looks like a brick.'
'You said your rifle was ugly. I will beat you with a bullet.'
'Your weapon is the worst. I will make you cry.'
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A person who will insult you for not liking how a plane looks, even if it flies like a rocket.
'Your plane is a piece of trash. I will laugh at you in your sleep.'
'You said your aircraft was ugly. I will beat you with a wing.'
'Your plane looks like a broken toy. I will shame you in front of your friends.'
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