Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The brain-fart after a night of too much drink and bad decisions.

I woke up in a stranger's kitchen with a hangover and a tattoo I didn't ask for.

He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and passed out on the floor.

She texted her mom 'I'm fine' while throwing up in a taxi.

2

When your body gives up on you after too much partying.

He tried to dance and fell over like a drunk elephant.

She drank all night and cried in a bathroom stall.

They threw up in a pool and called it a 'victory lap.'

3

The confused state of being too drunk to remember your own name.

He tried to flirt with a barista and forgot his own name.

She called her dad 'my boyfriend' and then passed out.

They walked into a store and asked for 'more alcohol' in a pizza box.

4

When your brain is so messed up it can't tell your feet from your hands.

He tried to tie his shoes and ended up eating a sandwich.

She fell off a chair and cried like a baby.

They tried to sing a song and yelled at the bar.

5

The chaos that happens when you're too drunk to think straight.

He tried to fight a cop and ended up in a hot dog bun.

She screamed at a pigeon and then hugged it.

They threw confetti and called it a 'rebellion.'

6

When your body decides it's done with you after too much partying.

He passed out in a hallway and woke up in a trash can.

She tried to dance and collapsed on the floor.

They threw up in a car and called it a 'group project.'