hagglebeef

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A party animal who crashes a rave with nowhere to sleep and ends up fighting over a couch, making fake friends, and turning their house into a trash-filled war zone from too much drugs and madness.
"I stayed at my cousin's after the rave. I had to fight her for the couch. Then I ate her cat.", @raver123
"I woke up in a hallway with no memory and a dead pizza.", @trashlord
"My roommate thought I was a ghost. I told her I was a hagglebeef.", @partynightmare"
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A person who shows up to a party with no place to go, tries to charm people for a place to crash, and then turns their new home into a disaster because of too much energy and bad decisions.
"I slept on a stranger’s floor. Now I’m sleeping on their floor forever.", @sleepingstranger
"My friend came over and I had to let him in. Then I got high and he got high and we got into a fight.", @drunkroommate
"I made a friend at the rave. Now I have to sleep on his floor. He’s a hagglebeef.", @newfriend"
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Someone who crashes a rave with no place to stay, lies to get a place to sleep, and then goes on a rage-filled, drug-fueled rampage that leaves their host’s house in ruins.
"I lied and said I was rich. Now I have to clean up the mess I made.", @richlie
"I had to sleep on the floor. I threw my shoe at the wall.", @shoehero
"I came over, I crashed, I got high, I ruined everything.", @trashking"
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