hagglebeaved

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All bruised and broken, like a sad punchbag after a long night of fighting drunks.

My dog looked like a hagglebeaved meatball after the raccoons attacked him.

That car looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk mechanic and a fella with a grudge.

She came home hagglebeaved, like she’d been in a fight with a brick wall and lost.

So messed up you could mistake it for a crime scene with extra drama.

His hair was hagglebeaved, like he’d been dragged through a dumpster and a bar fight.

That sandwich looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a mad chef and a disgruntled toaster.

He walked in looking like he’d been hagglebeaved by a gang of angry raccoons.

So beat up it’s like it had a bad day and then a worse day.

Her face was hagglebeaved, like she’d been hit by a truck and then a man with a grudge.

That couch looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk and a very angry vacuum cleaner.

He looked like he’d been hagglebeaved by a football team and a very tired bar.

So wrecked it’s like it was thrown into a blender and then yelled at.

His shirt was hagglebeaved, like it had been through a war and a very angry washing machine.

That dog looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a crazy kid and a very tired cat.

The pizza looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk and a very angry oven.

So broken and beaten, you could mistake it for a sad old man at a bar.

Her shoes were hagglebeaved, like they’d been through a dance-off and a very angry sock fight.

That chair looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk and a very tired table.

He came in looking like he’d been hagglebeaved by a streetlight and a very angry squirrel.