Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try to talk someone into giving you a better deal by throwing insults and fake tears at them until they cave.

'I'll take it for $10 or I'll scream your mom's name in the middle of the mall.'

'You think I'm stupid? I'll haggle you down to $5 or I'll tell your boss you're a crybaby.'

'I'm not paying $20 for this bag of chips. I'll haggle you down or I'll make you eat it in front of your friends.'

2

When you rub your junk on someone's face like you're trying to prove you're the strongest man in the room.

'He haggled her so hard she nearly fainted.'

'They were haggling in the back of the bus like it was a wrestling match.'

'He haggled her until she cried and then asked for a hug.'

3

When someone won't stop bugging you and you're about to lose your mind.

'She haggled me for five minutes straight about my hair.'

'He haggled me about the game I was playing until I had to beat him at it.'

'She haggled me until I was ready to throw my phone out the window.'

4

A chav and his girlfriend hanging out like they own the place.

'That chav and his girlfriend were haggling in the shop like they were the boss.'

'They were haggling in the park like they were the kings of the street.'

'That chav and his girlfriend haggled the whole store into giving them free snacks.'

5

A bunch of people playing harps like they're trying to annoy everyone.

'That group of harp players haggled the whole room into silence.'

'They were haggling with their harps like they were trying to win a competition.'

'That bunch of harp players haggled me until I wanted to quit the music class.'

6

When you argue over how much weed you want to buy before you even get it.

'He haggled over the weed like it was the most important thing in the world.'

'She haggled over the weed like she was trying to save money for a new phone.'

'They haggled over the weed until the dealer was about to cry.'

7

When something is so funny or cool it makes your brain explode with joy.

'That joke was haggling-level funny.'

'That video was haggling-level cool.'

'That concert was haggling-level awesome.'