Hagglage

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The never-ending fight to pay less than you should, even if it means your soul is on the line.
I spent 20 minutes arguing over the price of a bagel. I got it for $1.50, but now I’m paying for my sanity.
She haggled with the taxi driver for 10 minutes just to save $2. Now she’s stuck in traffic.
He haggled with the guy selling gum for 30 seconds. He got a free gum. The guy cried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you fight someone over money until you both look like you’ve been in a car crash.
He haggled with the store clerk so hard, both of them were red in the face and sweating.
She haggled with the man at the market until he gave her a free apple. He looked like he’d been hit by a bus.
They haggled over a pizza for so long, the pizza was cold by the time they left.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The act of being so cheap you’d rather lose a limb than pay full price.
He haggled with the doctor over his bill. He got a 50% discount but had to pay with his left arm.
She haggled with the grocery store so hard, they gave her free cheese. She had to promise to come back every week.
He haggled with the car salesman for an hour. He got a better deal but now he has a headache.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you argue over money so much, you forget why you were arguing in the first place.
They haggled over a shirt so long, they forgot what color it was.
He haggled with the guy at the market for 15 minutes. Now he doesn’t remember how much it cost.
She haggled with the store clerk so hard, she forgot she wanted to buy the item in the first place.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The art of making a simple transaction feel like a war.
He haggled with the guy at the gas station for 10 minutes just to save 50 cents.
She haggled with the store over a loaf of bread so hard, it felt like a battle.
They haggled over a soda for so long, it was like they were fighting for their lives.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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