Haggitt

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A haggitt is like the trash you leave on the floor after a big mess, but it’s also a damn good way to describe a bad day, a bad person, or a bad decision that smells like regret.
My math test was a haggitt. I failed it and cried in the hallway.
My ex is a haggitt. She left me for a guy who plays Fortnite.
That pizza was a haggitt. It had hair in it and tasted like sadness.
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A haggitt is when you’re so tired of something you just want to punch it, but you also kind of like it. It’s like being stuck in traffic with your mom.
My mom’s nagging is a haggitt. It never stops.
My brother’s Fortnite obsession is a haggitt. I can’t stand it but I still play with him.
That group project was a haggitt. We all hated it but got an A.
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A haggitt is like a bad haircut you got from a guy who thinks he’s a barber, but also a really good way to describe a situation that just won’t quit.
My haircut was a haggitt. It looked like a raccoon gave me a bad day.
That class was a haggitt. The teacher talked for hours and no one listened.
My dog’s behavior is a haggitt. He barks at the mailman every day.
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A haggitt is when you’re stuck with something that’s not good, not bad, but just plain stupid, like wearing socks to bed and still being tired.
That movie was a haggitt. It was so boring I fell asleep in the middle of it.
My breakfast was a haggitt. I ate cereal for dinner and it didn’t help.
That argument was a haggitt. We talked for hours and still didn’t solve anything.
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A haggitt is like when you’re trying to explain something but you’re too lazy to finish, so you just say it’s a haggitt and walk away.
My homework was a haggitt. I started it and then forgot about it.
That test was a haggitt. I studied for a week and still got a D.
My friend’s lie was a haggitt. He said he was sick but was just playing video games.
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