Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a Scottish neeb who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the hill

I tried to talk to him, but he just stared at me like I owed him money.

He showed up to the party in a kilt and a hoodie. It was a disaster.

He tried to explain haggis to me. I still don't know what it is.

2

a neeb who eats haggis for breakfast and calls it a snack

He said haggis is the best breakfast. I asked what time he got up. He said 3 AM.

He brought haggis to the office. The whole floor smells like a dead sheep.

He tried to convince me to eat haggis. I left the room.

3

a Scottish neeb who yells at the TV and thinks he's in a battle

He shouted at the TV during the football game. The neighbor called the cops.

He fought with his brother over the remote. It was like a real war.

He said he was defending Scotland. I don’t know what that means.

4

a neeb who wears a kilt and doesn’t know how to use it

He tripped over his kilt and fell into a puddle. It was glorious.

He tried to dance in the kilt. It looked like he was fighting a ghost.

He wore the kilt to work. His boss asked him to take it off.

5

a Scottish neeb who talks like he’s been drinking for 20 years

He said, 'Aye laddie, I’ve been drinkin’ since I was a pup.' I’m 12. He’s 58.

He tried to sing a song. It sounded like a cat was yelling.

He said, 'I don’t need a map. I know where I’m goin’.' He walked into the wrong house.

6

a neeb who eats haggis and then yells about it

He ate haggis and then screamed at the table. It was loud.

He told me haggis is the best food. I asked him why. He said, 'It’s Scottish.'

He yelled at me for not eating haggis. I told him I hate it.