haggisbiologicalmother

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a rotting old bag that lives in the north and gave birth to a kid named haggis higgins the 27th

My biology teacher is the haggisbiologicalmother. She smells like old socks and regret.

That haggisbiologicalmother must’ve had a kid in a snowstorm.

I think the haggisbiologicalmother is a ghost who got pregnant by mistake.

a saggy old hag who lives in the north and birthed the 27th haggis higgins

The haggisbiologicalmother is so old, her hair fell out during the 1980s.

My cousin’s mom is the haggisbiologicalmother. She once tried to eat a whole pizza by herself.

The haggisbiologicalmother is like a zombie who got pregnant.

a grumpy ancient woman who lives in the north and birthed the 27th haggis higgins

The haggisbiologicalmother is so grumpy, she yelled at a cloud.

I bet the haggisbiologicalmother threw out her back trying to scream at a pigeon.

That haggisbiologicalmother is ancient, she probably fought dinosaurs.