Haggis Surprise

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Some guys dig up a fresh corpse's gut and stuff it with their cum and crap. They throw in guts and old lady blood, then fry it up and serve it with chocolate (shit) sauce.

My cousin ate Haggis Surprise and threw up in the church aisle.

I tried it once. Now I dream about guts and cum.

My dad said it was 'the worst food ever' but he ate three helpings.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

They rip out a corpse’s belly, fill it with jizz, poop, and old lady juice, then fry it up and drown it in chocolate (shit) sauce.

My teacher tried it and cried like a baby.

My brother said it tasted like regret.

I ate it and now I hate Mondays.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Guys dig up a fresh corpse, stuff its belly with their cum, poop, guts, and old lady blood, then cook it up with chocolate (shit) sauce on top.

My mom tried it and said it was 'the worst thing she ever ate.'

I got it for my birthday and cried.

My friend ate it and now he smells like a sewer.

by Slangipedia 12d ago