haggis packer

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A haggis packer is a fancy way of roasting someone for being gay, mostly aimed at Scots. It’s like being called a f***ing tart in a kilt.
"You’re a haggis packer, I swear to the kirk."
"He’s a haggis packer, and he’s proud of it."
She called him a haggis packer during a pub quiz, and he lost his bet.
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Calling someone a haggis packer is like throwing a sh*t sandwich at them. It’s a bit of fun, but it can also be a full-on hate crime if you’re not careful.
"You’re a haggis packer, and you’re f***ing annoying."
He texted her, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing tired of it."
At the football match, he yelled, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m going to f*** you up."
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A haggis packer is a Scottish insult that can mean you’re gay, or just a bit of a f***ing joke between friends.
"You’re a haggis packer, and I’m not f***ing lying."
She said, "He’s a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing done with him."
During the ceilidh, someone yelled, "You’re all haggis packers!"
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A haggis packer is a Scottish way of saying someone is gay, but it’s also just a bit of f***ing fun. Like when you’re drunk and you just want to laugh.
"You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing serious."
He said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m not f***ing faking it."
At the bar, she said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing done."
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Calling someone a haggis packer is like throwing a f***ing curse at them. It might be an insult, but it’s also a bit of a compliment if you’re friends.
"You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing real."
He said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing proud."
She texted, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing tired of it."
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A haggis packer is a Scottish insult that can be used to tease someone, or to basically f*** them up in a friendly way.
"You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing serious."
He said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing real."
At the party, she yelled, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing done with you!"
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