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A fake creature that stupid kids with weird brain stuff see. It lures bald guys into caves and shits on them until they die.
My cousin saw a haggis mule in the fridge. He tried to run away but got eaten by it.
The teacher said the haggis mule was real. I called her a fake and got detention.
My brother said he saw a haggis mule eat his math teacher. He didn't bring homework for a month.