Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The point where your wood stops moving down, and no one wants to touch it because it's so low and gross.

My wood hit Haggis Bottom and I'm not getting up for anyone.

He tried to go lower, but it just stayed at Haggis Bottom like a loser.

I told her she was at Haggis Bottom, and she cried.

2

When your wood gets so low it's stuck and looks like it's never coming back.

My wood is at Haggis Bottom and I'm just gonna sit here.

He's been at Haggis Bottom for three hours and still no sign of movement.

She said her wood was at Haggis Bottom and I believed her.

3

The worst place your wood can be, and it’s usually where you stay if you don’t want to move.

I'm at Haggis Bottom and I'm not moving unless someone pays me.

He's been at Haggis Bottom since breakfast.

She said she was at Haggis Bottom and I said, 'That's not even a real place.'

4

When your wood hits rock bottom and there’s no going back, unless you want to die.

I'm at Haggis Bottom and I'm not coming up unless someone gives me a sandwich.

He said he was at Haggis Bottom and I believed him because he looked dead.

She was at Haggis Bottom and still tried to flirt with me.

5

The place where your wood gets so low it’s like it’s giving up on life.

My wood is at Haggis Bottom and I'm just gonna stay there.

He went to Haggis Bottom and came back with no wood.

She was at Haggis Bottom and still managed to insult me.

6

The lowest place your wood ever goes, and it’s usually where you end up if you’re too lazy to move.

I'm at Haggis Bottom and I'm not getting up unless I have to.

He’s been at Haggis Bottom since last week.

She was at Haggis Bottom and still tried to text me.