haggified

My aunt is a haggified nightmare. I can't look at her without wanting to cry.

That girl in my math class is haggified. She looks like she was hit by a truck and a curse.

My mom said my cousin is haggified. I believe her. She looks like a rejected monster.

My neighbor is a haggified beast. I swear she’s from another planet.

That woman at the grocery store is haggified. I almost ran out of the store.

My teacher called my friend haggified. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

My grandma is haggified. I can’t eat my soup after seeing her.

That lady at the bus stop is haggified. I think she smells like old shoes.

My friend’s mom is haggified. I can’t even look at her without wanting to throw up.