Haggification

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When you turn into a smelly old witch who yells at pigeons and eats your own kids.

My grandma went through haggification after she ran out of wine.

He got haggified because he refused to take the last piece of pizza.

She turned into a hag after crying for three days over a broken nail.

The curse of looking like a raccoon who lost a bet and got stuck in a cave.

Her face is so gross, it's like haggification happened in real time.

He got haggified after he started talking to his plants and they ignored him.

The haggification started when she stopped wearing deodorant.

When you become a hag so fast, it looks like you were hit by a bus and a curse at the same time.

She went from hot mom to hag in one day because of a broken blender.

He got haggified after he yelled at the internet for 12 hours straight.

That kid got haggified after he ate 10 tacos and cried in a hallway.

When you start looking like you’ve been living in a trash can and also got cursed by a witch.

My uncle got haggified after he started eating his own hair.

She turned into a hag because she got stuck in a toilet and forgot to flush.

He got haggified after he tried to talk to a ghost and it just blinked at him.

When you become a hag so fast, it's like your face got hit by a toaster and a curse at the same time.

She got haggified because she yelled at the microwave for 24 hours straight.

He turned into a hag after he tried to eat a whole cake and cried.

That kid got haggified after he sat in a puddle for 10 minutes and forgot to dry off.

When you become a hag so fast, it's like you were cursed by a raccoon in a cave who also hates your mom.

My mom got haggified after she tried to fight a raccoon and lost.

He got haggified because he tried to eat a whole pizza and it turned out he was allergic to cheese.

She got haggified after she cried for a week because her plants died.