haggicide

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When you murder someone by forcing them to swallow haggis like it’s their last meal before being thrown in a ditch

My uncle died after eating seven portions of haggis. He looked like a goat that just got hit by a truck.

She tried to escape the haggis torture but ended up crying in the kitchen.

That guy got haggis shoved down his throat so hard, he probably dreams about it now.

Killing someone by making them eat haggis until they’re screaming and begging for mercy

He ate haggis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. By nightfall, he was screaming and throwing haggis at the walls.

She took one bite of haggis and immediately started crying. Her friend didn’t stop until she ate the whole plate.

That poor kid got forced to eat haggis so much, he probably won’t eat anything else for the rest of his life.

A brutal way to die by being forced to eat haggis until you’re a meatball with no soul

I watched my dad get turned into a meatball by haggis. It was like watching a goat get turned into a meatball.

She tried to run away from the haggis, but it followed her like a monster.

He ate so much haggis, he turned into a haggis himself. That’s how you know it’s bad.